Grow what your Father gave you! Starting November 1st grow whatever facial hair the dear Lord gave you and wear it proudly!
For $1 a day ($25 for the month) in November, commit to not shaving OR your wife, for the mere price of $2 a day ($50 for the month) can pay to see your silky smooth face all month. By participating, you will help the Shalom House of Kansas City, a men's homeless shelter, which emphasizes respect and nonviolence while providing a place to sleep, eat, shower, clothing and referrals for medical and employment assistance.
If you would prefer not to participant in the growing, feel free to donate.
On Thanksgiving day, shave off the furriness and be thankful for all the many blessings the Lord has given you.